You know when people say they want their dream jobs? When actually what they mean is that they want their fantasy jobs? Really, think about it. Dreams are weird. I don’t dream about being a Social Media Manager for [company name redacted]. Do you actually dream of your dream job? Betcha don’t. Here are some literal dream jobs.
In my dreams I am The Most Interesting Woman in the World. I’ve done everything and can share my experiences without sounding like a twerp. I jump out of airplanes and know things about history and probably don’t drink all that much Dos Equis to be honest.
In my dreams I am a badass DJ on the NY scene. I am not famous, but industry people know me. I hang out with Kanye and we compare questionable purchases. And Kim Kardashian is nowhere to be seen.
In my dreams I am a zombie hunter. I have a shotgun and I am super muscular and manage to look discheveledly hot even when I am covered in dirt and blood.
In my dreams I am a musician. I write meaningful and moving songs and then play them in tiny empty bars. I am also way better at ukulele than I am in real life.
Tell me your dream jobs! The weirder the better!